15 children's pearls, which will lift your mood for the day!
• 15 children's pearls, which will lift your mood for the day!
So it's fun to listen to what children say: their view of the world is very different from ours. Sometimes they give out things that we would never have come to mind, but with such a serious look - upload!
We publish a brilliant children's pearl, which the parents are happy to share on the web.
Husband clean. Son ran up to me:
- Mom, have you ever seen our dad naked?
- Well, uh ...
- Hurry, look at this horror !!!
Natasha (3 years):
- Mom, why do not you give me anywhere?
- And where you have to pay?
- Or marry or to the ballet!
Daughter (7 years) watching Animal Planet and asks, "Mom, what kind of animal - volunteers?"
Getting ready for school. I ask the son (6, 5 years):
- What is the hard work, Kostik?
- It is when it is difficult to love, right?
Timokha (2 years) for a long time sitting on the pot. I AM:
- Tim, what's up?
- You pokakal?
- Then what is "good"?
- Well, I live in the world!
The child looks performance of an opera singer and says: "And when we are in the garden so Orem, we curse ..." ***
We go to a large supermarket at the entrance to ask the daughter (4 years):
- What did you buy?
In response to a couple of seconds:
- Still I do not know, but two!
At the table, Dan served bread and ask:
- What do you say?
"Mom, tie me to the apron, I'll wash the dishes!"
- And we Danilo fought today! He beat me, and I - him!
- Why do you fight?
- We are fighting for the top spot for good behavior!
Roma (5 years) is interested in:
- Dad, you're really sneaky?
- No, not cowardly?
- And why did you sleep with my mother? One afraid?
Sonny month before the New Year gives me: "Mom, you still do not buy that candy - the coast of teeth."
Ghosh (3, 5 years) is sick. Comes the doctor:
- Well, gosh, and what did you get sick?
Gosh very efficiently:
- Your mother and I, too, would like to know it.
The mother of one child - naive and inexperienced as a rookie in the army. Mother of two children - relaxed and confident as demobilization. Mom of three children - a SWAT.