French cuisine, made Russian showed French
Russian love to eat, and many satisfying. And also like to try new things. We decided to see what would happen if the French show cooking masterpieces, which we, Russian, French considered. Forgive us, France!
Shawarma with red wine "Chateau Rouge"
Anais: Ha-ha-ha-ha! Shawarma looks good, but do not think my stomach would be willing to take it along with a bottle of "Château Rouge".
Eric: How sad looks. To be honest, I hope I never try it.
Assma: It looks weird. But you need to try before you judge this combination.
Baguette with red caviar
Eric: So, I'll stop you right here. Frames can only be found in France. And nowhere else.
Jules: If bread was syphilis, that's what he looked like and.
Croissants with sausage and cheese
Anais: Whoever did it should be ashamed. To his family and his country. It looks very wrong. And croissants - he's so pale and terrible. Even wand to touch him terribly.
Jules: So painful and sad.
Assma: None. NO. NOT-ee-ET.
Meat in French
Anais: It looks terrible, but yummy! I have a hangover, so why not eat that.
Eric: Oh, but it's right OK.
Assma: Actually, yes!
Champagne rolls with
Anais: It's a great idea! I am now the only way I will do - champagne and sushi!
Eric: I-at Elite. Now that's a different matter.
Jules: Picture me not offend, but what looks like champagne, I do not like.
Jennifer: Yes, it's the best idea of all time!
Assma: Champagne getting better. I agree completely.
Anais Do macaroon flu.
Jennifer: Not bad, but it's not French food.
Anais: I can not say a bad photo. Some cheese dish in France look as bad as this one. But here's the honey - it is in vain.
Eric: Good. But you would still put ketchup or chocolate in the middle! Come ENOUGH!
Jennifer: I'm sure you can do better, guys. But the attempt anything.
Assma: honey and grapes - DA-AA-A. In France, we also like to be added to the cheese at least two ingredients. But why were so finely cut cheese. THE SAME IS NOT ENOUGH. Just put a large plate, give people the knives, and let them cut as much as they want.
French Onion Soup
Eric: Looks like ****** sad.
Jennifer: It looks very bad. And behind it there? Salad?
Cognac with chocolate, sausage and cheese
Anais: LOL. No.
Eric: If sadness was food, something like this would be, and she looked like.
Jules: Clever. I'm not against.
Assma: Chocolate? What is wrong with such people you?
Eric: OK, this is probably the only dish here that I would try. I really had lost hope.
Jennifer: It's really imagine that we could have this in France.
Assma: The picture is not very much. But broccoli with cheese is actually very tasty obtained when prepared properly.
I wonder what would happen if we show Russian cuisine, made by the French? ..