Habits, peculiar only to our man
You have the house there is a package with the package? You always sit down "on track"? Grass jokes and say long toasts? Congratulations! You - our people.
After all, only our girls can spend hours dressing up to go down to the store for bread, but our men are stingy with smiles for strangers, but friendly as possible with friends, it is our people have always come to visit with gifts, even if it's just a cake and a pack of coffee. See what has characterized our people - if you nodded approvingly after reading each signature, you're ours.
1. Dress up before going to the store
We love to look good. Sweat pants with extended knees and stretched a green T-shirt - is not an option, even for the usual trip to the store. But pretty dress and heels - the perfect outfit for a walk. And that's fine.
2. Sit down for a minute before the trip
When the bags are already collected, we usually pause to sit quietly a minute - on the track. Many do not like this tradition, considering it a relic of the past, but this moment gives elementary respite from the turmoil fees.
3. Talk really long and complex toast
Only the lazy Russian people will tell a simple toast, "To the health!" Or something like that. Really. We are always ready to listen to long speeches and wishes. Because we have something to say.
4. Telling jokes as often as possible
We can begin to tell the story and suddenly exclaim: "Oh, it's like that joke!" And be sure to remember it. After all, we love to laugh.
5. greet each other after a shower or a sauna
Although the rules have to wish each other a couple of easy to bath, we say, "Enjoy Your Bath!" Only after a bath or shower.
6. Answer honestly and deployed to the question "How are you?"
"How are you?" Foreigners on the duty question the accepted answer on duty, "Well, thank you!" We all wrong. If so our man was asked how he was doing, then you need to answer truly and fully. Nobody tells his life for six months, but to give a sane response to the current situation - why not?
7. Do not smile at strangers
We do not smile at people you just met by chance eyes. At least not all 32. The smiles we sincerely - for friends, family and loved ones.
8. Celebrate the New Year in a big way, than Christmas
Christmas tree - the New Year. Gifts for the New Year. New Year - the main winter holiday. Christmas is celebrated far fewer people and far more modest.
9. Constantly review and quote the old Soviet cartoons
We often, and with great pleasure hum songs and recite phrases from Soviet cartoons, keeping the tone and voice of the characters, not at all embarrassed outsiders. Somebody tried to cite foreign cartoons? Besides Woody Woodpecker laugh and songs about Chip and Dale do not recall anything. And our good old movies and cartoons so much sense that it is possible to rethink the rest of his life.
10. Calling all women "girl"
If we want to call the waitress, we shout: "Girl!" If you turn to 40-year-old woman, we call it "girl." Any woman that language turn to call a girl for us - a girl. And everyone is happy.
11. To sit down at the table for dinner and sit for hours until midnight or longer, constantly talking to
When we are now going for dinner, we sit down, have dinner and talk. Then we just talk, then another, eat and talk, then drink tea and talk, and even leaving home, we stood in the doorway for a while talking. We love to chat and eat. Especially salad with mayonnaise.
12. Never throw bags
Seriously, perhaps, in every house there is a package with the package. And because they are used ...
13. Never go to visit without a present
This can be a cake or wine for dinner, chocolate or flowers (provided that they are an odd number). In fact, no matter what, the main thing - something to bring. Because "well, do not come with the same empty-handed."