Parallel life, or that women do when no one is watching?

Do you believe in the unconscious as we believe in it? Turned a beautiful phrase, is not it? But if someone does not understand what we (and our unconscious tells us that there are many), explains, today we will talk about the little female (unconscious?) Weakness, that is, that the women do when they had does not see.

Parallel life, or that women do when no one is watching?

"morning"

Parallel life, or that women do when no one is watching?

"The morning begins with a smile" - this is a very dubious claim, if you are certainly not a leading early-air time, and the normal-confident woman, who, besides, wakes up alone. In this case, the morning can begin with anything. With their own snoring (yes, yes, yes, fairies, sometimes snore as stevedores, and wake up terrified from these terrible sounds); cold yesterday's burgers, swallowed at a time (because yesterday she somehow managed not to have dinner after six, but six in the morning ready to eat has been the one who convinced her that the food after six banned); with viewing in the mirror of its charms (all without exception) for "I only weapon in the light of all the sweeter?"; with florid profanity, if it is morning, "entered" in the truest sense of the word (and my mother warned, you need to walk the dog, especially in the morning!). About gestures that accompany morning ladies trouble, we keep silent out of tact, for frank picking your nose and scratching right (why not?) The buttocks, this is probably the most decent of the possible. And you thought the ladies wake up already with perfect hair, a white coat and high heels and decorum go to drink coffee in the living room?

"In the elevator,"

Parallel life, or that women do when no one is watching?

And you know what women do in an elevator? Oh, this is a wonderful small enclosed space where there is none, and there is a mirror. And dear lady, the chief accountant of a large company, for example, for the 3-5-7 minutes that elevator down from the 11th floor, time to check to see if stuck in your teeth is the same burger, which was frantically chewed morning fix bra strap and replace the chest (and it was necessary to buy a bra size!), pull up the tights, draw the belly and the last have time before going to the public once again to scratch everything itchy now, and that can then combed.

"On the Internet"

Parallel life, or that women do when no one is watching?

But you wonder whether you are about where your friend sends you a passionate, angry, business, and so hurtful. D. Vayber messages, FB and other "virtual meeting place"? Are we open to you a secret, if you will let you know that it is often all that, including gift pay you the beloved on Valentine's Day, she does, without leaving the toilet (and well, if it is "communication" with an online store, rather than sex session with her lover). And yet it is the most convenient place to an eye on the former, and tracked down, write a couple of ironic comments allegedly from Antilles (but what, in the woman all should be beautiful, and status, and comments, and the seat). Yes, when it manages to be alone, the whole world is reduced to a woman to a toilet room sizes and read and write, and cry over the written, and some even have time to do her hair, makeup and manicure. But, mind you, this is a terrible secret.

"In transport"

Parallel life, or that women do when no one is watching?

We have deliberately skip a list of secret women's employment in the private car, because it is a little different from all of the above, and dwell on the mysterious female manipulation, which they produce in public transport when they think no one is looking. So: to file quickly broken nail in a minibus; chew lettuce in the escalator; replace worn-old sandals (as could be and slippers, if she was in a hurry ... to the elevator) to the elegant 12-santimentrovye studs at the bus stop; with a vindictive smile leave an imprint of scarlet lipstick on white shirt vperedistoyaschego men; quietly sip whiskey from a cherished flyazhechki and correct thong - all this with the agility magician doing a lovely lady, managing to remain undetected (well, or staying in the belief that they have managed to be overlooked).

"Little secrets"

Parallel life, or that women do when no one is watching?

And finally, a small list of small clandestine habits and preferences of the beautiful half of humanity. Each, even the most correct, stylish, business superwoman, cleaning the apartment, sometimes hiding the garbage under the carpet; eats his hands not only rice, but also dumplings (which, incidentally, loves ... and after six, too); He is talking with his reflection in the mirror and all the inanimate objects in the house, including a pot and a vacuum cleaner; He believes that "quickly lifted off the floor the food is not considered to be falling"; wet wipes her hands on the seat, then sincerely wondering why all the household items in the spots. And they can take to the cleaners straw hat, and that's it.