Rating good wives by the signs of the zodiac
12th - Scorpio
An incredibly attractive, intelligent and magically breathtakingly beautiful girl Scorpio - the world's worst wife. Because marry a Scorpio - means to sell yourself into slavery. Certainly serve as an excellent mistress of something even honorable, but there is one problem: while you will get ground to its complex nature and learn to dodge the sudden blows, have time to make a bald head, erectile dysfunction, and the old-age pension. And it is here that she will change you in a hot macho with thirty vooot such a mustache.
11th - Fish
Marry fish - the same that make a cat: the house will live a very beautiful creature that all life will look at you as a result of unfortunate fragrant long digestive process. In this case, Fish costing much more expensive seals, and here are the benefits of as much: sometimes if Fish deign to stay in a good mood, it will be possible to take the pen and a little cuddle. Maybe she even pomurchit. And it murchanie sit down, both on hard drugs: the first time and forever. Because even if the needle slezesh, life would still be empty and meaningless. It's great, right?
10th - Leo
Wife showcase and exhibition of achievements of national economy. If the economy is not worked out at the carat diamonds in each ear, and a couple of lionesses carats on her ring finger - down the drain: heavy claw hit on this very farm. Very painful. And, what is even more terrible, irreversible. In the sense that divorce lioness still does not work: in theory, of course, possible, practically - all the other women after his marriage with a lioness seem pale copies of the living. And for another lioness some people are now too poor, haha.
9 seat - Sagittarius
Wife Satan. It warns that she does not need her husband nothing but his immortal soul, but that's it, if you please, leave in the undivided use. Not that Sagittarius are very interested in what is in the soul itself takes place, it just need a guarantee for the future. A shared future within the meaning of Sagittarius is as follows: it will say - so be it. Always. Otherwise - that the clause in the contract - you will burn forever in hell. Forever!
8 place - Gemini
Gemini - is a dangerous woman. There are women, next to which a man sees himself as a magnificent hero, there are women, next to which a man feels like a failure, but there are girls-twins. They know who he really is. Pretending useless Twins look into the essence, the food from the hands of foreign domestic beasts, scratch them behind the ear and start up on the sofa. The problem is that in reality very few people willing to so closely acquainted with their inner monsters. And it is necessary.
7 place - Aries
Everyone knows that living with Aries - it's like sitting on a volcano, but few people really understand, for what it is worth such a risk precious seat of. And we know that in the flame of the Aries temperament can be any metal chock heat, a little break, and then harden, and then get some kind of thing - a beautiful and useful in an economy. Actually, about this happening to Aries husbands, and they tend to be very pleased with it. Each and every one. Dissatisfied Aries ferrous metal in rent, to be melted down.
6 place - Scales
Marry Libra - from all sides profitable venture on the one hand, this is the "real woman", the dream of all men: soft, gentle and compliant young lady, beautiful, if somewhat nervous mistress, clever kulinarka, clever , beautiful and sexy little thing. In those days, when the scales are inclined to goodness and joy. Which, frankly, does not happen often. All the rest of the time scales devote tantrums, misery, scandals, weeping and eating other people's brains teaspoon. But it is also doing very, very beautiful.
5 th place - Virgo
The five best female opens Virgo - not so much a wife as a best friend and ally. Virgin convinced that husband and wife should not look at each other, and in the same direction, and in the one that selects the Virgin. So to be the husband of the Virgin, on the one hand, it is extremely beneficial - it's like to be the alpha male in a wolf pack: the leader, of course, did not you, as a wolf, but you have a formal status there. If you are, of course, not a sheep in wolf's clothing. Check yourself for "bovids" is very simple: if the shrewd Virgo, seeing the ring, did not immediately said "yes", and stated that it "should think" - you're still a sheep. Run, bro. Quickly run.
4th place - Taurus
Honorary fourth place goes to Taurus - women, who should not marry if you merry beggar dolt. Because Taurus is a gift - to grow from poor gouging gouging successful, but fun as a rule, at the same time somewhere lost. So it is necessary to marry a Taurus if you think that the saucer, flying in your head - it's great fun. Yes, and three thousand five hundred eighteenth time - as much fun as the first.
3 rd place - Capricorn
in the top three Capricorns - women who know the recipe for family happiness. Elementary Watson! The ideal man must marry the perfect woman, nothing could be easier, right? So married Capricorns out, guided by common sense and sober calculation, not some kind of semi-mythical love. And then live with her perfect husband in love and harmony, until death do us part. Criteria ideal, we probably will not cause: someone Capricorn choose - they can look in the mirror, and the rest do not need to know such horrible things. Sleep then you will not.
2 nd place - Aquarius
Second place goes to Aquarius - solely because Aquarians do not like to be the first: to strive for then, eh? Wife Aquarius - almost mythical woman, the heroine of male dreams: forever young (ninety Aquarians are able to giggle as a freshman); always beautiful, because Aquarians time temperament centigrade; always surprising, because Aquarius will always live my life with her husband and never will live them alone. The problem is only one: you seven pairs of iron boots stopchesh, bro, while you're behind it to hang and whining: "Marry me, oh, please!"
1 st place - Cancer
Lady-Cancer is not so easy to persuade to marry, but if successful, it will show itself in all its glory: she and clever and beautiful, and the hostess. Ideal is the house perfectly cultivates kids friendly with in-laws. Always support your favorite, always please him. Because the family - this is important. The main thing, she said! And who would skimp on their family responsibilities, that it will take the steel claws of something what place. And then, of course, one would regret that did not marry any Skorpionshe, but ... You can not be sorry. Klats-klats.