25 memorable quotes from the movie masterpiece Ryazanov's "Office Romance"
• 25 memorable quotes from Ryazanov's film masterpiece "Office Romance"
So is it possible to forget these effervescent, unexpected, hilarious jokes of the ageless masterpiece movie by Eldar Ryazanov?
Especially because now these jokes sound actually, if overheard by a typical office door in the middle of the day.
- If there were no statistics, we would not even aware of how well we work.
- Personally, I go to the service only because it ennobles me.
- And that Schur - nice, but unfortunately, active. Once it brought to public work and since then nothing can be pushed back.
- It is, in principle, does not know that the children are in the world. She believes that they are born adults, according to staffing, with the position and salary.
- You bought a new pair of boots, Vera?
- Why I have not decided yet, Lyudmila Prokofyevna. You like?
- It is called. I would not take such. And in your place I would be interested in the boots are not at work, and after it.
- So, good boots, should be taken.
- I'd like to make a good impression on you.
- You did it already ....
- Strengthen want.
- Vera, you will be 50 years old - you too will collect!
- I do not live, I'm a bad job.
- Well, what are your plans for the evening? What company? A man will be there? Well, you go ahead, I meet people, I am now a single woman ...
- We love you! Somewhere deep down, somewhere very deep.
- Well, it turns out that all I feel so much a monster? - Do not exaggerate. Not all ... Not so much a monster ...
- The mystery woman should be! Head slightly raised, eyes slightly lowered. Here - all free: shoulders thrown back, walking free from the hip. Uninhibited free of plastic panther before the jump.
Men do not miss such a woman!
- The more expensive you have me here for a few days no one ...
- Chest forward!
- hairy chest? You flatter me, Vera.
- You flatter all!
- Well, there she sits, in terrible rosette!
- At 50 cents, Novosel. Hand over the money for a wreath and orchestra.
- If today anyone else dies or is born, I'll stay without dinner.
- Not only that, you liar, a coward and a smart aleck, you are also a fighter!
- Yes, I'm a toughie!
- Red or white?
- Or white. But it is possible red.
- I have children. I have two of them: a boy and um ... de ... also a boy. Two boys.
- Do not interrupt me, please! I myself sobyus.
- How you like my haircut?
- Die-not stand!
- I think so too.
- I have the impeccable reputation that it's time to compromise me.
- Poor in school? I knew that you - the former Losers!
- to leave alone my dark past.
- I love my job, many people respect me. Some even fear.
- Put Faith in place! And do not touch more than your hands!
- Do not hit me on the head, this is my sore point!
- This is your empty space!
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