Favorite quotes from the "Office Romance"

• Favorite quote from the "Office Romance"

"Office Romance" is one of those movies that you want to watch again and again, and each time it will be interesting and funny. This is a movie for the ages. We remembered the phrase from this remarkable film that will make you reconsider it again.

- Personally, I go into the service because it ennobles me.

- If there were no statistics, we would not even aware of how well we work.

- We call it "our mymra". Of course, behind the eyes.

- And that Schur - nice, but unfortunately, active. Once it brought to public work and since then nothing can be pushed back.

- It is, in principle, does not know that the children are in the world. She believes that they are born adults, according to staffing, with the position and salary.

- You bought a new pair of boots, Vera?

- Why I have not decided yet, Lyudmila Prokofyevna. You like?

- It is called. I would not take such. And in your place I would be interested in the boots are not at work, and after it.

- So, good boots, should be taken.

- It elderly, ugly, lonely woman ...

- She's not a woman, she is the director.

- Take, for example, honey. They grow on stumps. If you come into the woods, and you're lucky with the stump, you can dial a whole pile of stumps ... ... oh, honey ...

- When I see her, I just legs give way.

- And you do not stop, you sit down!

- Mushrooms you do not really care, as I understand it ...

- That's right you know.

- Berries are not interested?

- in the form of jam only.

- A poem in the form of poetry ... ... how do you feel about him?

- I hope you're not going to play music?

- Yeah, I want to sing!

- How unfortunate ...

- Why? Friends say that I had a beautiful baritone ... ... treble. - Wait, I was struck by a guess: you're drunk?

- No, you! When I'm drunk, I'm stubborn. Ha-ha-ha! .. Here and now I'm quiet.

- I was lucky.

- Hello ... Prokofiev ... Lyudmilovna ...

- I was bitten by a fly yesterday.

- Yes. I noticed it.

- Or I broke loose.

- This is closer to the truth.

- So, I'm off the chain.

- Why do you always wags? What kind of person are you? I can not see through you!

- Do not bite me! Why crack?

- You said that I was chorstvaya!

- Why? Soft!

- inhuman!

- humanity!

- Heartless!

- Heart!

- Dry!

- Wet!

- We love you ... deep down ... somewhere very deep ...

- Very deep! So deep that I did not even notice!

- No, it's much, much needs to be ...

- Well, it turns out that all I feel so much a monster?

- Do not exaggerate. Not all ... not such a monster ...

- And to me it is only thirty-six.

- How to thirty-six?

- Yes Yes. I'm younger than you, Anatoly Efremovich. And how do I look?

- At the thirty-five ....

- Vera, you will be fifty years - you too will collect!

- I do not live, I'm a bad job.

- The mystery woman should be! Head slightly raised, eyes slightly lowered, everything here is free, shoulders pulled back. The gait is free from the hip. Uninhibited free of plastic panther before the jump. Men do not miss such a woman!

- Well, you know, you can, of course, and hare teach smoking. In principle, there is nothing impossible.

- You think?

- For a man. With the intelligence.

- At 50 cents, Novosel. Hand over the money. On a wreath and orchestra.

- Well, if today anyone else dies or is born, I'll stay without dinner.

- You are clever. - when a woman says that she is smart, it means that it is - a round fool?

- Are you looking at me like ... you suspect that I dragged you to the broom?

- Why do you say that? This is not a broom! It's a beautiful bouquet!

- Do not wear I'll bouquets! Why do I ... What I was stunned, what ?! Henbane stuffed ?!

- None of the employees you would not afford to throw in the face bouquet. Are you indifferent to me?

- One more word and I'll run into you a carafe!

- If you make a carafe, so you really have to ..., this ...

- Where you have a door here ...?

- Where necessary, there is the door!

- Not only that, you liar, a coward and a smart aleck - and you're still a fighter!

- Yes, I'm a toughie!

- Red. Or white?

- Or white. But it is possible red.

- I have children. I have two of them: a boy and a ... um ... de ... also a boy. Two boys. Here.

- Do not interrupt me, please! I myself sobyus.

- How you like my haircut?

- Die - do not stand up!

- I think so too.

- What a curious reproduction of "Mona Lisa"!

- You know, I understand, because of what we're broke: we need a baby!

- You want us to have a child?

- Yes! And as soon as possible!

- But I can not right now. Until the end of work for another two hours and Kalugin here ... I can not leave!

- But please, hurry: I have a lot of cases.

- Nothing will wait for your bunch. Anything with it did not.

- Poor in school? I knew that you - the former Losers!

- to leave alone my dark past.

- Where we go?

- Straight!