Silly things that make a girl on a first date
The material we have prepared specially for men. Instructions for use on the first date it can not be named - female logic unique and multifaceted, and in the two pages it can not explain. But it will help you get even a remote idea of what is happening in our women's heads during the first date.
We are plagued by doubts, read the
It is only for men here everything is simple: to explore the menu - it's read it, choose what you like, and order. For us to explore the menu - is to study the menu.
Not too expensive that I liked? And if I order the cheeseburger with ekstrabekonom and cheese toast instead of buns, if he finds me a glutton? Maybe just order a salad ... but then I would stay hungry. Does he pay attention, if I order three pieces of chocolate cake ... for two, surely? ..
We try to look stylish as ever
In the goodbye we wear clothes, completely different from the one that usually wear. If 90% of our wardrobe up jeans and T-shirts with characters from "The Simpsons" and "Family Guy", before the first date, we'll get out of the bins is our most fashionable suit or even specifically go shopping to buy something such.
And in between times also Zabierzow in cosmetics department to figure out how all the same to use these numerous brushes and apply blush, highlighter and concealer. Even those of us who manage the clock to maintain a well-groomed appearance, on the first date trying to look for five-plus.
We worry about what we will talk
Of course, it happens that on the first date conversation stack with enviable ease, without awkward pauses and confusion. Most desperately trying to find the fine line between what is appropriate to share, and topics that are reasonably avoided.
Yes, we all know that to discuss the former, as well as share stories of drunken adventures, on the first date is not necessary. But whether it is appropriate to admit that we are crazy about the new album One Direction, or that our house live 8 cats? Whether it is necessary to talk about their work without risk seem chatty and intrusive? And will ask impolite, who is your zodiac sign? ..
We come up with an excuse to escape
"I just called my grandmother, her cat is lost, and we need to find him," "My friend just dropped her husband, and she needs my help," "This is my boss! I urgently need to get back to the office "- if we say something like that, and in a panic takes off, leaving you in splendid isolation, feel free to remove our number from the list of contacts: will not continue.
We smile always. When we are looking for the nearest exit from the building, when we choose a dessert, when we think about what a crazy type of this fellow in front, and when we are on this fellow ecstatic - we smile too. To the previous paragraph are also applicable. Conclusion: if we smile - it does not mean anything.
We try to seem smarter than
No, we can, of course, do not try to make a knight's move, wearing a stunning cleavage. But we really want to look in your eyes not only beautiful, but also intelligent - and therefore we are trying to ease use in speech buzzwords, memorize a few phrases that relate to the topic of your thesis (hello Penny from "The Big Bang Theory"). And at the very moment when your eyes light up the flame of admiration, we are bound to give out something about the neighborhood Turkey and Madagascar - and seeing how you are changing in the face ... Well, probably, cleavage - not a bad option.
Honestly, we do not do it on purpose, to enhance its reputation and make you nervous. Believe me, you would have forgiven us if we knew how much time we spent in front of a mirror, choosing the right outfit for a first date (see para. 2).
The habit of being late, if it is almost ineradicable. And if our first date will grow into something serious, do not even try to fight it.
We put something very uncomfortable
15-inch heels, with which we run the risk of falling and breaking a leg, impossibly tight bra, designed to make the bust volume - we often resorted to such extremes to impress you (again, see item 2.).
Never mind that during the bye you watch our contorted with pain face - we truly believe that this gives us the mystery and charm.