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"Eksvoto" or "retablo" - this is the image that Catholics in Latin America draw a gift for the perfect holy miracle higher forces or to establish life. Such inexpensive paintings are carried out by non-professional artists on a sheet of tin in a deliberately simplified form. After that, retablos are posted on the wall of the temple. In many Mexican churches, all the walls are hung with these pictures.

Miracles with butchers, dogs and steaks ...

... or not to look at the legs of young shoppers

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Dedicated retablo St. Jude Thaddeus, for the fact that my father kept his hand, which he cut while cutting meat. He was distracted, looking at women customers feet.

When his wounded arm was getting worse, I prayed to you, and he recovered.

His son Tono. Takubayya, Mehiko. 12.10. 2005

Cow

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Due to lack of money, we have not been able to build a stable, so every time when it rains my wife led the cows come home, so that she does not get wet, and I was annoyed that it prolkyatoe animal constantly bothered me, licking his heels. I've prayed to the Virgin of Guadalupe that we have earned at least a bit of money on the stall, and the Holy has sent me a miracle, so now the cow is sleeping outside.

Female Happiness

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According to her parents, I had to marry a man who did not love and who did not love me. But St. Anthony has given me courage, and on the day of the wedding, I ran away with my bridesmaid. We moved to the capital, and now we are very happy.

The case on the night walk

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One night we went out to walk with her husband and ran into a terrible accident we saw a bunch of skeletons, left their graves, drank and danced in the moonlight. We are immensely grateful to the Blessed Virgin Sapopanskoy because our dog with a bone was overjoyed, and ran to the skeletons than diverted attention from us, and we were able to escape unnoticed. However, the problem is that the dog returned home with a giant bone, which buried in the garden.

Mr and Mrs Michael

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My Dolores had already turned 40 years old. She - the eldest and only daughter of 16 children that God sent me. I was worried about the poor thing: that her train has already left. I turned Anthony of Padua, and prayed to him day and night. And she met a gringo named Mr. Michael, and they married. In addition, the wedding she wore my wedding dress.

Maria del Socorro Lopez Lopez. Tepatitlan, April 15, 1963.

I was lucky!

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Thank you, the Virgin of Guadalupe, that I was able to become a prostitute here in Merced. Take care of me, so I was able to send some money to my parents in Pachuca.

Yolanda. December 12, 1980.

, pokusaki Dogs

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I am annoyed that my dogs go everywhere with me. But one day, when I relate the proceeds from his shop to the bank, I was attacked by a robber with a knife. My dogs rushed at him, and he had to flee with nothing but a few bites. I thank the Virgin of the Rosary for the fact that dogs me so well protected.

Carmela Rodriguez.

On the magic power of art

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I am extremely happy that I can play a musical instrument, and even happier I get, when I notice that the wild animals come out of the forest to hear me play. I thank the Holy Virgin for this wonderful gift.

On the help of St. Quiteria against bats

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Bats invaded Carlota Valdés house and flew over her bed at night, and they filled her nightmares and their dreams. She was afraid that they might be vampires and will suck her blood and cats, and they will become the living dead forever. Carlota was very worried and prayed to Saint Quiteria protection. holy miracle happened for her, bats departed to another place, and thanks to these Carlota offering altar.

Miracle wife

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I thank the Most Holy Virgin in San Juan for having married the most charming and beautiful woman who also prepares delicious and fulfills all my culinary whims.

Virgin Mary saved from forced anorexia

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As the wife became very thick and no longer get into your old clothes, she decided to put us all on a carrot-salad diet, and gave drink only water. I suffered terribly, because I love to eat. And then I asked the Blessed Virgin Sapopanskoy my wife gave us more food. Thanks to the Blessed Virgin, the wife saw the light and realized that threw too many kilos, and her legs, which are the basis of its appeal, turned into a thin stick, and now we're back to eat well.

A real man

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I was returning late from work, when suddenly a man attacked me with a gun, trying to rob me. I began to pray to the Virgin Sapopanskoy, and suddenly a lovely man resolutely blocked the path of the robber. Bandit frightened and immediately ran away. And now I ask the Virgin miracle, that this magnificent man married me.

Holy water - a universal means for storing underwear

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Blue Devils mocking, settling in the chest, began to crumple and tear my underwear, and then I asked the Blessed Virgin of Guadalupe on her divine intervention. Through her intercession, and a bottle of holy water I finally exorcised the devil. Since then, I sprinkled holy water on things from time to time to Devils never returned.

Blessed Virgin brighten everyday work

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My everyday life at work has sometimes been the epitome of boredom. But thanks to the Blessed Virgin Sapopanskoy I learned to daydream. Therefore, performing a boring job, I can swim among the stars, to fly with the angels in the unexplored magical worlds, and so my work is more bearable, and my colleagues do not know why I always smile and am elated.

A happy deliverance from the terrible skunk seals

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My neighbor has a huge ferocious dog that horrified my seals, and I was afraid that the beast will kill one of them. Thanks to my entreaties, St Francis made sure that a neighbor found a better house at the other end of the city, I moved in, and my seals rid of this terrible skunk.

Devil left with nothing

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One day, the two devils appeared in our bedroom at night, and of course, they wanted to take with my husband, an avid gamer, a terrible womanizer and alcoholic. I was angry and very frightened. I took the rosary and asked for the protection of the Blessed Virgin Sapopanskoy. Devil evaporated, leaving behind a sulfur smell. I thank the Holy Virgin for what my husband did not wake up, because this shameless, of course, gladly would have gone with them.

The cat must sleep in the

bed

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Every night I dreamed that my cat gets on the moon, and I should climb on a very long ladder to get it. The most terrible thing was that I woke up completely shattered, with severe pain in the legs, as if I really climbed the stairs all night. I thank the Most Holy Virgin in San Juan for what she has advised me to let the cat sleep to his bed, where it is much more convenient than on the moon. Now we wake up together, well rested, and I no longer see these strange dreams.

All the smoke and smoke

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My son Arturo was the hippie days and round smoked marijuana, did not study and did not work. I turned to the Blessed Virgin, but she did not heed my prayers. Then I began to ask St. Michael the Archangel. It touched my sorrows, and after a while my son went to university. Now he's not a bonehead as before.

Paranormal saved from imminent death in Latin America inhabitant

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One day I stopped for the night in the woods. I lit a fire to ward off the cold and the wolves, and fell asleep. But when the fire went out, the wolves came very close, and I woke them growl. I'm extremely frightened and prayed to the Blessed Sacrament, asking for help. And then it happened wonderful miracle: the circle of light surrounded me, and the wolves, who dared to go into it, in the fear of jumps and howled in pain. It scared the other wolves, and they ran away, leaving me alone. I am grateful for this miracle.

An amazing anatomical device Latin American population

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When we came back after the evening Mass, we met a carriage, in which sat two skeletons. We thank the Most Holy Virgin of Guadalupe because they did not see us and went on their way in the dark, and we were able to return home safe and sound.

The joint solution of problems - the key to a happy family life!

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We were very happy on our wedding day. Escaping from the wedding banquet in the house of my aunt, we ran straight to our new home, which we have since we live. I thank the Blessed Virgin Sapopanskuyu because our love is growing day by day, and for the fact that all the problems we face, we decide to work together and live in love and harmony.

The intervention of multinational corporations in Latin America, the fate of inhabitants

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It was at that moment when Jorge Moreno was going to do with your girlfriend Juanita, was hit by a truck with Coca-Cola. Juanita thanked the Blessed Virgin in San Juan for the fact that her future husband is not dead, and that he still had proposed to her after a doctor at the hospital put a cast on his broken leg.

Love and the song

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I and my twin sister to thank the Blessed Virgin Sapopanskuyu because twins Aguilar perform every Saturday for us serenading a beautiful tenor voice, and we are all very much in love.

The Martian fans lemonade

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When I returned from my mother, I stumbled into the bedroom on the Martians, drunk all my lemonade, which, as it turned out, hit them in the head, and they fell asleep dead drunk in my bed. Seeing them, I cried, and they woke up and went through the window into your UFO. But despite the fact that they were afraid they could collect all the lemons in my garden. I thank the Blessed Virgin Sapopanskuyu because the Martians do not hurt me.

Haunted House

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My wife and I rented a house, which turned out to be full of the ghosts of various kinds. They led us into the horror. We thank the Blessed Virgin Grieving for what saved us from the madness, and more for the fact that the owner gave us back the deposit.

Again, the Martians in Mexico

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We Dorothea went to Mass and saw that we pursue the Martians. We are terribly frightened, fled into the church, and there began to pray that does not happen anything wrong. When we left the church, they saw that the Martians have disappeared, taking with him only a few domestic birds and canaries priest. We thank the Most Holy Virgin in San Juan for her intercession.

witch on broom

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One evening when Miguel Martinez was driving through the forest, he met a witch on a broomstick, which began to pursue him. He is insanely scared and spurred his horse, so that it flew faster than the wind, and he was able to escape from the witch. He thanked the Blessed Sacrament for the fact that the witch did not curse or evil eye.

Demon vs good person

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I was very lonely when my life became attentive and passionate demon. He gave me a delicious gifts and sweet dreams, I knew he was a demon, but his concern captivated me. I thank the Most Holy Virgin of Guadalupe because she sent me a good man, and we loved each other, and I forgot that demon, because nothing good comes out of this relationship would not work.

The happiest day of my life

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I married a man whom I love, on a sunny day, when the air was saturated with the scent of happiness. Even the doves huddled together in a pack and flew over us when we came out of church. This day I will remember forever. Thank you St. Anthony for that happiness.

Getting rid of the tentacles

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I saw a shimmering light and went to see what was going on, when suddenly appeared a little strange people, who began to link me to the elastic ropes, similar to worms. I am grateful to the Virgin of Guadalupe for the fact that I was able to run away from them, and I did not end his life as a guinea pig at the aliens.

demoniac-law

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In-law Dulce Maria Torres, Doña Mariana, often fell into such a rage that became literally possessed with demons. Father Luis Dulce advised to add to her tea holy water and pray to the Virgin. Now she thanked the Blessed Virgin of the Rosary, since in-law changed.

Vampire vegetarian

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From my fridge mysteriously disappeared all the vegetables and red fruit. I was very intrigued by, and then one night went to the kitchen for a glass of water and found that the culprit - the vampire-vegetarian. I thank the Most Holy Virgin in San Juan for the fact that my dog ​​narychala on villain and bit him. The vampire was so scared that he no longer returned, and he would not have been thought to change the diet and drink my blood.

Cat Beauty

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My Angora cat was very beautiful and elegant. So I had to drive away from her broom street cats, always fawned over her, because I did not want her to give birth to kittens from the ordinary these dirty crooks. I thank the Virgin Sanhuanskuyu that Donna Fly, my neighbor gave luxury cat from which my cat give birth pushistenkih nice little kittens.

Love flour

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Left beloved fiance Eliza Morales decided to numb the pain with food, but soon began to put on weight, and with it otelis as balls, her dog and cat. When Eliza realized that now it does not fit on any clothes, then turned with the prayers of the Taming of the appetite for saint Pascual. And did so holy that she met a charming boy, lost her appetite and lost weight from a new love.

Getting rid of ghosts mosquitoes

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I had a fever. In my delirium were the ghosts of huge mosquitoes, who looked at me reproachfully, because I killed them with insecticide, and they certainly dreamed of revenge. I sought the help of the Holy quiteria, and the next morning I recovered from the fever. But just in case, I hung up the nets on all windows and prayed for the repose of the dead mosquitoes, because I do not want a repetition of these terrible visits.